BUENOS DIAS MIS ESTUDIANTES!
A while back, I wrote a post about euphemisms used to describe the act of making love:
“Heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another you’ve been “messing around”
There are some doozies out there like, Roasting the Broomstick, but this is a SPANISH lesson and you need to know your euphemisms en Español!
After all, SEXO is the UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE.
*****WARNING : Mature Subject Matter*****
(I don’t mean let’s begin to actually make love, I mean let’s begin with the euphemisms used to describe making love)
Voulez Vou Coucher Avec Moi – Ay lo siento, this is French – oops!
2. Mojar el bizcocho – wet the cake
3. Derritir la quesadilla – melt the quesadilla
4. Bajar la caña – lower the sugar cane
5. Ponerle la peluca al perro – putting the wig on the dog
1. Incremento Negativo – SHRinkage
2. El lugar donde la espalda pierde su honesto nombre (the place where the back loses its respectable name) — buttocks
3. Mujer pública – prostitute
4. Albondigas (meatballs) – testicles
5. La Cotorra (parrot) – a woman’s private lower parts
6. Ganso (goose) – a man’s private part
*Tránsito intestinal – bowel movement
There will be a MID TERM EXAM on lessons 1-3 on February 28, 2014 (Seriously)
Make sure to STUDY all three lessons because the estudiante with the highest grade will win a REAL prize!
*Details to follow