Eat Less, they say
Everything in moderation, they say
Cut the carbs, they say
Stay active, they say
Watch your portions, they say
Cut all sugar, they say
Don’t drink, they say
I hate you, they.
I am trying, damn am I trying.
But, I can’t even…
I need THIS:
It has been over three weeks since I began doing what THEY say.
I lost 5 pounds and gained back 2.
I have eaten some carbs on weekends, then I go cold turkey during the week.
I still look like I am 12 months pregnant
and I am 12 months pregnant-hungry.
Go to hell, THEY!