My 2015 Brick-olutions!

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1.  Get over the fact that I hate odd numbers (2015 = UGH!)

2.  FAKE IT with Mr. Brickhouse and continue to pretend that I am asleep when he comes to bed…so I don’t have to give him a back rub (really) every single night (for the love of God.)

3.  Stop watching CNN…or any other ’round the clock sensational verbal diarrhea, disguised as a news station.

4.  Hope that this is the year that the hair on my mustache will stop growing.

5.  Prepare this killer body of mine for bikini season. (Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha)

6.  Be more present and mindful with my misery  actions by listening to my bitching  breathing intently, while taking in the chaos  beauty around me and spreading loath love to the people I care about, as well as the ones that annoy the hell out of me  have yet to love themselves. Only I Matter Namaste.

7.  Decide which of the books I want to write will alienate my family the least, reveal only some of the dysfunctional and dark skeletons and ensure that I still receive my inheritance. 

8.  Continue to kick RA’s big ass and pulverize it once and of all.

9.  Master the art of kegel-ing so that I can control my bladder and avoid urinary incontinence and other pelvic floor problems…like ruining my wood floors.  Oh, and possibly improving my sexual performance while I’m at it.

10.  Plan my new year’s eve activities better so that I am not stuck at home (like tonight) watching Ryan Seacrest NOT coming out of the closet.

Love you all!

54 thoughts on “My 2015 Brick-olutions!

  1. Maria- well, you know one of my Hero’s Journey resolutions- recover from surgery (again).

    I like the Mindfulness resolution. I consider myself more of a philosophical Taoist than a Buddhist (saying this as I still actively and happily participate in the LDS religion), but, it seems every Eastern path intersects somewhere. Mindfulness is such a good way to start the meditation disciplines. Simple, uncomplicated.

    Namaste, indeed: I acknowledge the soul/light within you.

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    1. I’ve been wondering how you are doing!! You deserve a relatively painless recovery, damn it! It’s a new year and it very well better bring you relief. I have been meditating lately and it has done wonders for my stress level. 🙂

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  2. Haha…Ryan Seacrest NOT coming out of the closet? American Idol back on? I’ve watched it every year since coming ‘home’ but last year it was awful…got to the final pick of 12 for the live shows and guess what? They took it off the air, no explanation, no nothing. I couldn’t believe it! And I loved Caleb then, who I think went on to win? Well, will be keeping an eye out again this year…ever the optimist, right? Happy New Year to you Maria, love the pic…hope you get to fufill ALL your resolutions 🙄

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  3. Haha, New Year Resolutions with style! I particularly like #7 and have just had a light bulb moment – maybe that’s why I haven’t yet written that best seller?? That’s my excuse, and I’m sticking to it 🙂 Happy New Year, Maria 🙂

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  4. Happy New Year, Maria! I’m taking your number eight and praying for you that it will be number one for you in 2015. You’re a fighter and an inspiration to anyone battling a chronic illness. Plus, you’re my favorite go to gal for a giggle. Love you! Happy New Year! xoxo

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  5. First off chica let me tell you how much I love that title. Awesomely clever. Next those resolutions are amazing I particularly like six and nine. Six because I’m all about the Namaste my friend, and nine … because I’m a mother of two and any mother on Earth knows exactly what you’re talking about. And even thought you’ll be home tonight, you’re still awesome, but only if you watch Carson and not Ryan countdown. 🙂 Thanks for the great year of blogging buddiness. I greatly appreciate you and all your support. I’m back from being MIA on my reader, just finished a project right before New Year and now it’s time to catch up with my buddies. Have a good one!

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  6. Happy New Year Maria!
    I’m starting off the year with knee surgery. UGH! I’m resolving to be a hard body by February. Bring it on 2015!
    I’ll be in the hospital on Monday night, so I’m going to have a Bachelor Party and watch Farmer Chris! I’ll try to tweet you!

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      1. I’ve only told a couple people. It’s a partial knee replacement. I should be skiing again in six weeks! I’ll be even more bionic! They only keep patients overnight for antibiotics otherwise it would be out patient surgery.
        Happy Happy!!!!

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  7. Happy New Year, Mrs. B! Look at all the new men-pals knocking on your door with this one! Good thing I’ve been calling you the beee-yooooo-teeee-fullll Maria for so long already, huh? You crack me up again. Didn’t you say you already spent that inheritance in No. 7. hahahahaha. Just joshing family ……

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  8. Wow! I can’t decide which of these is my favorite…so I resolve to….love them all! Happy New Year – looking forward to reading more of your stuff in 2015.
    P.S. – Google Ryan Seacrest+Merv Griffin photos…It explains how a vapid talking head ended up with an empire.

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    1. So nice to see you, Funny!!! I look forward to reading more of your funnies in 2015 also! I’ll have to google this, I’ve been told to watch Carson instead of Ryan. I’ll probably be asleep and not watch either! HA! Have a wonderful night and a very Happy new year!

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    1. Gracias, amiga!!! I guess we’ll have to wait until everyone dies to write our real books…but wait, we might die also. Oh hell, let’s just write them and see what happens! I have enjoyed your Christmas pics on Facebook with your hilarious games. I hope you have a fun night tonight as well! xoxo

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