My life is now complete.
I have waited for this very moment.
Nothing else matters.
Nothing can get me now.
I am safe.
I am whole.
I am one…
with my, COCK SOUP!
Thank you, my lovely friend Nancy Teixeira from myyearofsweat
for sending me my winning and may I add, huge prize;
For filling my empty hole
For saving me deeply
For throwing me a bone
For keeping me erect when I wanted to go limp
For thrusting me out of my funk
For being there during my hard times
For helping me ride it out
For encouraging me to juggle the many balls in my life
For making me realize that life does not always suck
You
Complete
Me
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*I can only hope that John from A Napper’s Companion is just as satisfied with his prize.
Haha…oh Maria, I can only apologise for taking so long to visit you, it’s been one thing after another and then my email server has been giving me merry hell lately so I get email notifications so late. But what did I miss? This! Thanks for giving me such a great laugh this cold, wet November day…just the kind of prick..oops, sorry, meant to say..pick me up I needed 😉 😀
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Ha,ha! I hope things have settled down a bit for you, Sherri. I am way behind in my reading as well! Glad you took…pleasure in reading this post and that it picked you UP! It’s the BIG things in life that matter. xoxoxo
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Haha 😛 xoxox
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Cock soup, made by Grace???
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Who knew??? HARD to imagine…
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I don’t know what’s funnier, the actual post or the comments tied to it!! HAHA.
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The comments, by far! LOL. 🙂 BTW, I need to check out some of your recipes so that I can make goodies for the holidays a la Brittany! 🙂
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I sat completely erect when I read that.
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That must have been hard to do, to stay erect.
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No “shrinkage” there!!!!
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You are right, no shrinkage when it comes to cock soup. 🙂
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*giggle-snort*
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Slurp, giggle and snort. 🙂
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Wow! Now I’ve seen everything!
Enjoy your prize! 😀
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I lost my mind when I received this special soup – hence this post. AY! 🙂
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The innuendo is strong with this one. Well done!!
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Cock soup will do that. I love that Nancy, too! 🙂
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What a find! I hope you enjoy it? I know with the weather turning cold a good hot soup would feel so good going down and warm you up deep inside. You like it hot, don’t you? Or let it cool down a bit and savor it and last a good long time. Enjoy!
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So nice to see you here, Andy! This post is making me blush more than I anticipated! That’s what I get for writing it. LOL! Hope your girls are well! 🙂
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Enjoy your soup Maria! I am a dipper…whenever I have soup I need something to dip it in. Do you find it this way with this soup? Just wondering….
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I hear that most eat it hot, but the cold packs a punch, Maria.
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Woke up in a goofy mood, Mr. B. Even before i got my soup! Thought id have a little fun with my post. 😁
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Did you get my joke, wild woman? If not, think about it.
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I pretend to be all cool and sassy but in reality, I am not as “educated” in this field. 🙂
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When somebody gets knocked out from an unexpected punch, it is called getting “cold-cocked.” Not what you expected, right, Mrs. B? I stayed on the straight-and-narrow. 🙂
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Cock soup found the perfect home. I’m glad you won one of them, Maria.
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I know how badly you wanted it, Andra. Don’t worry, i will share it with you when you return in March. 😜
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I think I need a cigarette…and I don’t smoke. You’re crazy, Brick, but that’s why I love you! xo
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I could not resist, Jill! Plus i woke up in a goofy mood only to receive my cock soup package! Xo
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Now you have a snappy rejoinder to the “eat a bowl of dicks” insult: “Would a Cup O’ Cock soup count?”
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Perhaps!!
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OMG can you get any more innuendos In there lol.
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Well, there’s the joke about Cream of Sum Yung Gai.
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I dont know what ever you mean, Catherine! 😜😜
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Not to be paired with limp biscuits.
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Ha,ha! Well played, Eric. 🙂
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It came!
It came!
I hope ti takes you to the heights of ecstasy!
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Ha,ha,ha,ha!!!! Yes, I know you have been following the cock prize, Nancy! It came, indeed. You crack me up! 🙂
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Cock Soup: Where slurping isn’t just accepted, it’s encouraged!
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LOL! Oh, Guap! Something to consider making for this COMING Sunday!
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oh boy
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Yes, Cocks are masculine. 🙂
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one would hope so
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Chef Boyardee just couldn’t compete.
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He was sauced
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LOL!
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BAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m so glad you got it in one piece. I was terrified that it might blow its load en route to you. 🙂
Hoping it continues to bring a smile to your face. 🙂
xoxo nancy
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Nancy, I detect a cottage industry blooming for you.
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I never did find my sachet of HORNIMAN’s tea. That would have been another most excellent giveaway.
Hmm, come to think of it, I do have an AWESOME menu/booklet from the Chicken Ranch. Do not ask me how I got it. Just trust that I do have it. I treasure that little bad boy, but maybe, just maybe, one of these days, I might consider giving it away in another contest.
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These contests would be epic, Nancy! Sorry for hijacking this, Brickhousechick! It’s just that the soup and tea are stuff of legend. 😀
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I totally agree! I would enter all the contests, for sure! 🙂
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Let’s petition Nancy for more. 😀
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Glad it did not blow its load prior to getting to me! Phew! 🙂
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That would NOT have been cool. 🙂
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Now I am hungry.
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Slurp! 🙂
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Lol! I read that on Nancy’s site. That’s quite that acceptance speech. 😀
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I couldn’t…hold back! 🙂
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jajajajajajajajajaja el deep-o el breath-o jajajajajajajajaja!!!!
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Que sopa rica!!! 🙂
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