My weeklong vacation went something like this:
Beach chairs to back aches
Jugs of sangria to bags of saline
S’mores to sores
Crispy chips to numbing chills
Sandy dunes to swelling joints
Family time to fever spikes
Hermit crabs to headaches
Savory lobster rolls to spinal taps
Ultraviolet to ultrasound
Inventions to infections
Exotics to antibiotics
Enchanting room to Emergency room
And hospital rooms, where I write this from.
I am in good hands and feeling better. They want to keep me for one more night stay at which point I will run, far, far away.