I am very self-conscious about my feet. They ain’t pretty. Even with the most magnificent neon color polish, they turn heads – in a yucky kind of way.
Yet, here I am posting pictures of them for all to see. Am I crazy? Well, yea, but there is a point to this post. Keep reading and try not to cringe at the photos.
Thanks to the most narcissistic orthopedic surgeon ever, my left foot is now straight. I hate to admit that this, “I am the God of Feet” pompous, swollen-headed, dingle-berry of a doctor, did a great job. As brilliant a surgeon as he is however, I will not have my right foot operated on by him. Ever. Jerk.
As a result of not wanting to go under the knife again, because the recovery was one from the deepest infernal regions of the universe, my feet don’t match.
One of these feet is not like the other…one of these feet just doesn’t belong…
You should see how simple it is to find shoes that fit both feet. After the fusion, the newly operated foot is now longer that the right foot. Fun times!
So what is my point?
My point is that someone out there finds these mis-matched arthritic footsies of mine, sexy!
Let me prove it to you.
Here is a comment left on an old post of mine where I featured my feet:
Hello. I just want to tell you I really enjoyed this blog post. I hope you don’t mind that I tell you that you have very beautiful feet. I have a foot fetish with a preference for bunions, and your feet are very exquisite to me. I hope these comments flatter you, your beautifully unique feet are very sexy. I hope you continue to post pics of your feet 🙂
There is a God…