Spring Makeovers! Take a Look at Your New Spring Look! You are Welcome!

Always wanted to be a blonde

Always wanted to be a blonde…

Ok, people.

 We have all endured  more than our share of horrid winters and mediocre rainy early Springs.

Enough is enough!

Time to feel refreshed and to showcase our new selves!  While it would have been fun to appear on the Kathy Lee and Hoda show to get makeovers, I took the liberty of doing the makeovers myself.

  Because I prayed knew that you would take no offense to these liberties,  plus, I was bored and needed something to do besides puke all day.

If you are not featured here, there is still time for your very own makeover.  Just leave me a note on the comments that you too would like a Spring Makeover.

I now present to you, the new YOU!



Talented Poet, Pam from, Year Round Thanksgiving Project. She’s a lovely red-head so I kept her beautiful color and  just gave her a funky cut.


You guessed it!  This is Guapo, of course, from Guapola.  I made sure to keep him in his favorite bathing trunks because he wears them…well!


This Wild Child needs no introduction, really.  But take a look at Susie’s new girls!  I did a little bit of nipping, tucking and enhancing and voilà!


What do you get a beautiful courageous woman who walked 444 miles of the Natchez Trace?  Well, new feet and toes, of course!  Andra  deserves a pedi for life.


This Spanish Señorita is Jill from, Pursuing a Passion for Writing.  She won the Spanish Test I gave and looks fab in Red.  She loves to dance the Flamenco.


Don’t let this little “Bug” Julie,  from BugBites fool you.  She is quite the weight lifter!  I thought she would enjoy a nice bob hairdo.


He is stronger that a Wolverine!  Jacklumen from, The Tao of Jacklumen has endured more pain than humanly possible.  I gave him some much-needed powers.


 Our creative and colorful Poet, Catherine is sporting a Springy Pink hairdo to go along with her fun child-like ways.

Princess Jess

Princess Jess

This beautiful Bride-To-Be Princess, Jess from The Happiness Project,  will look stunning in this new bridal wear.  I’ll let you use it for free, Jess!


Though he “forgot” to mention me on his blog roll (ahem), I wanted Stuphblog to grow out his hair and wear a Hard Rock t-shirt while celebrating his 25 days 25 song challenge.


Oh, this Honey is awesome!  Shelley from Honey Did You See That just finished traveling around the US having more adventures than any of us can dream about.  I gave her a bit more hair (dyed the white patch for fun) and sent her climbing.


 Rachel always has something on her Table going on!  Now that she left her job, she will need more aprons in her collection.


 She may want a place to go wild quietly, but Alarna is powerfully quiet and can kick ass!  You can keep the bandana, Alarna.

King of dumbasses

King of dumbasses

 Although my amigo himself is NOT A DUMBASS, FearlessLeader reminds us how close we all are to being dumbasses.  I thought I would provide him with his own Ass. (de nada)


 Shannon at mrsugarbears is the sweetest thing on earth!  She loves to make the best out of life and knows how to have fun.  You wear this better than Miley, girl! 

NY guy

 Phil IS New York City!  He says he is a regularguynyc, but there is nothing regular about him.  This makeover is a better representation of who he is.  You can keep the horse.


 Mark is a METS fan but if he were a player, he would definitely attend the birth of his child even if it meant missing a game.  So there!  You tell ’em Mark!

Jackie might want to go back to Texas Days

 Jackie, at To breathe is to write is missing her Texas Days so I thought I would put her back in the saddle and make her the Cowgirl she truly is.  Thanks for commenting often 🙂


This Hot Mama, Sherri from a View From My Summerhouse is a new amiga I met via the lovely, Jill.  She will be drying my tears when my daughter leaves for college.


Doesn’t Maurnas from Cursivity look great in her Rihanna cut?  I over did it on her spray-on tan on her face though, sorry about that.  This cut is on me, no more DIY!


Our very own Ninja, Aussa  from Hacker.Ninja.Hooker.Spy already had great hair (bea-tch) so she didn’t need much of a hair makeover.  I did give her new boots so she can kick some real ass the next time she goes to NYC.


Piper, from Bayard & Holmes and I, often talk about our trips to Cabelas’s and Bass Pro Shops so I thought I’d surprise her with a Camo Dress!  She looks amazing in it, doesn’t she? Can I borrow it for my daughter’s Senior Prom?


This beautiful Mother-Daughter team, Inion N. Mathair , two voices one thought, make the perfect mermaids!  Just in time for the warm weather!


This Mama from anewprespectiveperhaps, needs some R & R!  I’m sending her to the beach on her own to just lounge, read and frolic!


Here is  Nancy from myyearofsweat. I gave her a new workout outfit.  She is still sweating it out and making amazing goals for herself.  She recently got yelled out by moi for using the dirty F word, Failure. 


Kitt is a lot more than an innerwildkat!  She has been very busy writing her sexy novels and so I thought she could use a new whip and cat ears. Meow…


Now, Merbear may have been knocked over by a feather on more than one occasion but she’s a fighter!  I have given her this feather hat to wear to show her that feathers are not the enemy!  You go girl!


Happy Spring!

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96 thoughts on “Spring Makeovers! Take a Look at Your New Spring Look! You are Welcome!

    1. You are up early, girl! Thanks for stopping by and commenting. These were so much fun to do. 🙂 I felt weird putting Andra on a toe but how could I not! Who says blogging is a waste of time! Thanks for the share! 🙂


  1. Maria, girl you totally freaking rock!!!!!!!! That was badass as hell!! Best post eva! Each and every one so incredible and each one putting a smile on my face! I’m gonna have to share this with Inion and tell her to pop over, tom as she is sleeping right now! Wait until she sees this. Her favorite cartoon when she was young, was The Little Mermaid. She’s gonna fareeek~ 😉 Thank you for the beautiful makeovers and for putting the first smile on my face allllll day long! 😀 I will most definitely be sharing this awesome post as soon as I leave!!! ❤

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    1. I can’t tell you how much fun I had doing this! Of course, I told my husband I was paying bills online and that he couldn’t bother me for several hours. LOL. Glad you liked your makeover, you ladies make the perfect mermaids! So cute that Inion loved The Little Mermaid as a child. Thanks for the shares! Have yourself a lovely day!


  2. Oh my oh my oh my!!! Hahaha!!! Maria, I didn’t even realise you had me here, I read my name and the blog and then did a double take and went back and realised it was me!!! This is bleeping hilarious, I was getting such a kick out of everyone’s (you are one creative and clever lady let me tell you) that I you really got me here. I LOVE it…hot mama, yeah!!! Have to say, think the long, black hair and the outfit suits me well don’t you think? I’ve been wanting a new makeover 😉 I LOVE JIll’s too, she looks fab as a Flamenco dancer! You’ve made my day, just wish I’d got here sooner 🙂
    Hope you’re feeling better too. 🙂 x

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    1. I was waiting for you to see your makeover! I know we don’t know each other too well yet but I hope you don’t mind that I took the liberties to make you over. I had so much fun doing this. Life is too serious sometimes, you know! I thought I’d try life as a blonde for the day.


      1. I loved yours too, I meant to say! You did a great job with everyone, oh Maria, I’m still laughing at the thought of all of them, what a great idea and yes, you are so right, sometimes it all gets so darn serious and we sure do need to laugh and let off some steam. I’m all for that!!! 🙂 Oh, and no, absolutely, you can tell I didn’t mind at all! I love that you included me, in fact I feel honoured to have been given one of your makeovers, first one ever I think, lol 🙂 Bring it on 😉


  3. They are fantastic! I love my pink hair. I’d love to wear that when I want to go long for the day. Alarna’s looks so natural lol. Really suits her and I had to laugh at Susie’s. Gracias mi Amiga!

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  4. i am very tardy to this party, but I promise I read it yesterday. Coming back to comment and say how great everyone looks, but I’m especially glad my face is on a toe. 🙂


    1. Yes, Linda! She looks good on that big toe, doesn’t she? You are lucky there is no pic of you on your gravatar, you were going to be one of my makeover victims! LOL. 🙂


  5. Yah, I already said this, but… Sweet Mary Todd Lincoln! I will now expect a lot of political figureheads to show up at my wedding. I mean, if you’re going to wear that many ruffles, I would expect an audience. LOL

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  6. OMG, I LOVE IT!!! You are the bomb, girl! What a hoot! Thank you so much. I notice that makeover also mercifully restored my girlish figure under that camouflage dress. Between that and the laugh you just gave me, you’ve got me wanting to deliver fresh cookies to your home so I can sit down and eat them with you. I think my daughter will want this for prom next year. You rock! 🙂

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    1. When I saw this camo dress, I thought it would be perfect for you! 🙂 And it fits you perfectly! My daughter has a camo IPhone case which would go perfectly with the dress – for Prom of course. You are welcome at my home anytime, but how about some cocktails rather than cookies!


    1. This is what happens when you are bored and procrastinating! I could be doing a million other things I need to do but hey, why not spend hours filling faces in holes! 🙂 Glad you like your new look. 🙂


  7. I gave him some much-needed powers.

    The healing factor is much appreciated! The adamantium-laced bones– hmm, those will take some getting used to. Not to mention the claws hurt. They are apparently bone, too, otherwise, they’d be heavier. (Yes, according to the comic books, the claws have a bone core.)

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  8. Well, I must say, I’m so happy to see you’re feeling better and back to your old hilarious self, Maria! I’m dying here! This is hilarious! I almost peed my pants when I saw El Guapo! I was thrilled to see myself as a Flamenco dancer. Ever since my college Spanish professor failed me, this has been my goal! Thank you! Oh, Sherri’s picture…too funny!This is priceless, Maria!

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    1. Isn’t Guapo’s bathing suit the best?? You make a great Flamenco dancer, my dear! I’m just a silly girl! 🙂 I have to admit that today the nausea came back! What the heck??? I took some anti-nausea meds but not feeling great. I’m done with this virus thing. Enjoy your Sunday tomorrow! 🙂


  9. The fluorescent green really brings out the highlights in my waves!

    I’d also like to order a pair from wherever you got Susie’s. I’m sick of people always looking at my eyes. 😉

    Now to plot my revenge.


  10. What fun! I love your makeovers! Susie’s ta-ta’s are simply fabulous. Phil is fantastic. And Aussa is kick ass!! Don’t know the rest, but it was sure fun to see what you’ve done to them. Marvelous!

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    1. Oh, no! Not snow!!!!!!! Sorry about that. It’s chilly and grey here but I would have to jump off a bridge if it started snowing. Glad you enjoyed being a Cowgirl again. 🙂


    1. You are welcome, Phil. The weather is getting me down so I thought I’d liven it up for us. Your makeover was the most extreme! It took a lot of work to blend you into that horse. Phew! 🙂


  11. These are hysterical!!!!
    I love my bionic boobs and am glad they’re not THAT BIG!!!

    By the way, Neville Deangelou interviewed me for his podcast, The Journey, as part of his Author’s Round Table series. I plugged you and your blog. It airs tomorrow worldwide, sometime…

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    1. Yes! I thought I’d give you the fullness you need using very minimally invasive techniques, such as these.

      That is so cool about Neville interviewing you! When I saw your tweet about being interviewed I thought that might be him. I will be listening for sure.


  12. The fact that you gave me a Tom Seaver makeover makes you my second-favorite Mrs. B today, Mrs. B! (Don’t tell my dear wife Karen, but it may be close with the classic Mets baseball card thing for this one day … 🙂 ) Thank you for this much-needed full-treatment in rainy Syracuse.

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