MÁS Español (Spanish Lesson Numero Tres) – SEXO

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BUENOS DIAS MIS ESTUDIANTES!

I hope you have been practicing what you learned in lección numero Uno and lección numero DOS.  If you haven’t, head back over there so you can review before the mid-term exam coming up!

A while back, I wrote a post about euphemisms used to describe the act of making love:

Heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another you’ve been “messing around”

There are some doozies out there like, Roasting the Broomstick,  but this is a SPANISH lesson and you need to know your euphemisms en Español!  

After all,  SEXO is the UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE.

*****WARNING : Mature Subject Matter*****

Let’s Begin:

“TO MAKE LOVE”

(I don’t mean let’s begin to actually make love, I mean let’s begin with the euphemisms used to describe making love)

1.  Voulez Vou Coucher Avec Moi  – Ay lo siento, this is French – oops!

2.  Mojar el bizcocho – wet the cake

3.  Derritir la quesadilla – melt the quesadilla

4.  Bajar la caña  – lower the sugar cane

5.  Ponerle la peluca al perro – putting the wig on the dog

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“MISCELLANEOUS WORDS”

1.  Incremento NegativoSHRinkage

2.  El lugar donde la espalda pierde su honesto nombre (the place where the back loses its respectable name) — buttocks

3.  Mujer pública – prostitute

4.  Albondigas (meatballs) – testicles

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5.  La Cotorra (parrot) – a woman’s private lower parts

6.  Ganso (goose) – a man’s private part

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*EXTRA CREDIT:

*Tránsito intestinal – bowel movement

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 There will be a MID TERM EXAM on lessons 1-3  on February 28, 2014 (Seriously)                          

Make sure to STUDY all three lessons because the estudiante with the highest grade will win a REAL prize!  

*Details to follow

Don’t forget to rrrrrroll those RRRRRRRRRRRRRRs!

 *May your weekend be filled with MUCHOS Bizcochos & Quesadillas

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34 thoughts on “MÁS Español (Spanish Lesson Numero Tres) – SEXO

  1. Haha! That was slightly different than the Spanish lessons I had in 5th grade primary school. I can still remember how to count to 10 (sort of), other than that… Don’t think I’ll be up with the lingo any time soon 🙂

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  2. This is incredible. I think my favorite is the “putting the wig on the dog” one. Pretty sure I can work that into my usual repertoire of sexual commentary.

    My friend Shleisel’s bachelorette party is the weekend of Cinco De Mayo so we resolved to only speak Spanish after we begin drinking. This will help considerably.

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  3. The fact that “putting the wig on the dog” is a sexual euphemism makes me realize I don’t get out near enough.
    Or that I’ve been keeping the wrong pets…

    *heads to bird shop*

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  4. No fair! You completely distracted me from my ability to COMPRENDE with your Reo Speed Wagon quote. I loved them in high school!
    Okay, I’ll try and prepare for the Midterm, but I suffer from severe test anxiety. Will shots be provided before the exam?
    Have a great weekend, Maria!

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