Fa la la la la – la la la la

A little Holiday Humor to keep us sane:

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Deck the house with junk made in China,

Fa la la la la, la la la la

‘Tis the season to pretend you’re happy

Fa la la la la, la la la la

You don’t have time for all this nonsense

Fa la la la la la la la la

Bank account will soon be empty

Fa la la la la la la la la

Fighting with family while decorating the tree

Fa la la la la la la la la

When you’re done the tree tips over

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Why didn’t you just get a fake one

Fa la la la la la la la la

Vacuuming needles into April

Fa la la la la la la la la

Buying junk that no one needs,

Fa la la la la la la la la

If you get one more damn Snuggie blanket

Fa la la la la la la la la

You will hit someone with your Chia Pet

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Eating cookies drinking egg nog

Fa la la la la la, la la la

Getting fatter by the minute

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Now you go return your presents,

Fa la la la la la la la la la

Make resolutions you’ll never keep…

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Please Oh God can it be over,

FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!

* I really do love the holidays, just having a little fun! 🙂


30 thoughts on “Fa la la la la – la la la la

  1. That was a lovely, tongue-in-cheek snarkfest. 🙂 The thing that makes it so funny is that there’s just enough truth to it, you know? As for the commercialism you touched on? Here’s one of my favorite songs, addressing that exact topic.

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  2. Ha! Ha! I freakin’ love Christmas!!! 11 more sleeps and my boys, daughter-in-law will be with us. For the most part we are exchanging experiences.. NFL tickets, Hollywood tours. As for returning presents, that would be my parents’ entertainment… all year long! 🙂

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    1. Good point! I told my 17 year old daughter that this Christmas we were going to go “light” and she said, “Light as in presents that are not heavy?” No. Light as in both of you kids in college is making us feathery light except without the fuzzy feeling! 🙂

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    1. We have several hanging around the house. The kids love it when Mr. Brickhouse wears it because they can snap a picture of him and post it with their smart phones! I feel trapped in them. Funny that you still find fuzzies. I am a bit frustrated about my throat but want to get to the bottom of it. I’ll let you know what I find out. Thanks for your concern, amiga. 🙂

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