A little Holiday Humor to keep us sane:
Deck the house with junk made in China,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
‘Tis the season to pretend you’re happy
Fa la la la la, la la la la
You don’t have time for all this nonsense
Fa la la la la la la la la
Bank account will soon be empty
Fa la la la la la la la la
Fighting with family while decorating the tree
Fa la la la la la la la la
When you’re done the tree tips over
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Why didn’t you just get a fake one
Fa la la la la la la la la
Vacuuming needles into April
Fa la la la la la la la la
Buying junk that no one needs,
Fa la la la la la la la la
If you get one more damn Snuggie blanket
Fa la la la la la la la la
You will hit someone with your Chia Pet
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Eating cookies drinking egg nog
Fa la la la la la, la la la
Getting fatter by the minute
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Now you go return your presents,
Fa la la la la la la la la la
Make resolutions you’ll never keep…
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Please Oh God can it be over,
FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!
* I really do love the holidays, just having a little fun! 🙂
You’ve got Yoga at least to keep you toned! 🙂
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Fatter by the minute…….that’s me.
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Ha! Nothing like a little honesty to kick off the Christmas season!
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Got to keep it honest between the fake smiles! Hee,hee
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The Snuggie line made me laugh out loud!!! So true!!!
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We have several laying around. 🙂 No Chia Pet though, I’ll have to add it to my list.
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Two years in a row my tree toppled over, after being fully decorated AND I love a lot of lights, so there is always a light problem! Fa la la la la to you! 🙂
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Hey! How did you get a picture of my living room? Damn tree. 😉
And yes, you pretty much nailed the frustration and hilarity of the season. I’m dreaming of . . . December 26th!
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Amen sister, AMEN
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Hahaha – yes getting fatter by the minute and returning everything. It’s like you know me.
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LOL! It’s pretty much me. Thanks for stopping by and following! 🙂
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You are awesome. You have a song for everything! Very nice, I haven’t heard Amy Grant in so long. I need a couple of silent nights! 🙂
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That was a lovely, tongue-in-cheek snarkfest. 🙂 The thing that makes it so funny is that there’s just enough truth to it, you know? As for the commercialism you touched on? Here’s one of my favorite songs, addressing that exact topic.
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Ha! Ha! I freakin’ love Christmas!!! 11 more sleeps and my boys, daughter-in-law will be with us. For the most part we are exchanging experiences.. NFL tickets, Hollywood tours. As for returning presents, that would be my parents’ entertainment… all year long! 🙂
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That’s going to be so nice when you all reunite in 11 days! The best Christmas present! 🙂
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Haha, I think I like this version better than the real one…it’s mostly true. 😉
Bah humbug! 😉
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I’m no scrooge, just trying to keep it real and humorous so I can cope better! Hee,hee
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Lol, I know…and I wasn’t calling you a scrooge…I’m the scrooge. 😉
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Of course I didn’t think you were calling me a scrooge! You’re too sweet to do that! 🙂
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Sorry – who exactly is “sane” around the ‘sphere?
Happy December Spend Fest!!!
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Good point! I told my 17 year old daughter that this Christmas we were going to go “light” and she said, “Light as in presents that are not heavy?” No. Light as in both of you kids in college is making us feathery light except without the fuzzy feeling! 🙂
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Now I want a snuggly blanket. 🙂 I love the holidays, too, but I work in retail, so I really get crazy during the season. 🙂
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That must be exhausting during the holidays! Good thing you get to come home to Mr. Sugarbears, your hubby, good food and drinks and adorable niece and nephew! Phew! 🙂
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LOL! I got a Snuggly several years ago, I’m still finding red fuzzies, it shed like crazy! I had to trash it. Good luck tomorrow, Maria. Let me know how it goes. xo
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We have several hanging around the house. The kids love it when Mr. Brickhouse wears it because they can snap a picture of him and post it with their smart phones! I feel trapped in them. Funny that you still find fuzzies. I am a bit frustrated about my throat but want to get to the bottom of it. I’ll let you know what I find out. Thanks for your concern, amiga. 🙂
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I think it was a knock off Snuggly…that’s why it shed so much. 🙂 I’m sure you’re frustrated, hopefully you’ll have some answers tomorrow. 🙂
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Ha! I love getting fatter by the minute especially if it involves tamales and any form of chocolate. I embrace it!
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YUM! Tamales…yo quiero!! I’m craving the pernil (pork), arroz con gandules (rice with pigeon peas) and Coquito (Puerto Rican egg nog). I’ll be embracing those. 🙂
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Well, that’s a refreshing Christmas message! They call it silly season for a reason, right? Stay sane…not long now 😉
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LOL, Alarna! Just trying to keep it light. I’m a sucker for all of the above, especially the getting fatter by the minute. 🙂
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