TODAY is D day!!
Thank Goodness because I was getting exhausted from all that swimming! After much rest and partying, I will continue my swim THROUGH my 50s rather than TO my 50s.
I better get the day started because I have to:
*Figure out 50 ways to leave my lover
*Unleash the “inner goddess”
in me and set my “hard limits” thanks to 50 Shades of Grey.
*I’ve got to figure out WHO the 50th president of the United States is.
* Watch my 50-5 inch TV
* Remember the 50th episode of Seinfeld
* Listen to Fiddy Cent
* Look through the 50th best asses in the world by, Elite Daily
* Say my ABCs, including the 50th letter
* Go 50/50 with you on any lottery winnings today
* Watch the
50 40 Year Old Virgin
* Dream about vacationing in the 50th State
*Not climb the 50th highest mountain in the world, Ismoil Somoni Peak
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*Dance to Brick House 50 times
And last but not least,
I think I will thank the heavens above for the wonderful life I have and the amazing friends and family I am so blessed with. For my beautiful and loving kids, my ok health and for the opportunity to spend the rest of my life with the man I so adore, who is my everything.
Thank you all for being in my life and for reading my silly words week after week.